Zoostuck 3

eat 'em all

That's what you've been doing! He just never seems to run out, it's like he's conjuring them out of thin air. Which might be possible, considering he's a demon. You're not an expert on these things.

Choke to death

You tried that, too. Well, not quite intentionally. But when you started doing that, he just dismissed the burrito and the next thing you knew there was another one in your mouth. It was really unsettling.

give him the ol' ooga booga

Of course! The Ooga Booga special, the greatest taco on this earth. You're not actually allowed to sell any, but offering them to a demon is perfectly within the rules.

But you're going to need hot sauce to make one. Well, shoot. Where are you going to get the hot sauce so you can make a taco so you can give it to a demon so you can ask him to find you an expert who can turn magic honey into magic bees so they can find hot sauce for you so you can squirt it in the eyes of one of your customers so you can wake him up so you can finish telling him your war story?