Zoostuck 3

make it yourself

What? Don't be ridiculous. You're not an employee of Taco Bell! Making your own food in one of their establishments would show great disrespect to the actual workers who make the food here. Your sense of professional conduct will not allow you to insult them like that!

Plus you have no idea how to make tacos anyways.

ride on the counter and attempt to summon tacos

So instead you hop on the counter and ride it as though it were some form of mechanical farm animal while yelling out "GIMME TACOS!", as this is clearly the most professional way to make your desires clear.

Unfortunately, it seems the taco gods are not impressed by your performance.

bust a move. if it works for rain, maybe it'll work for food too

So maybe you need to give them a more dramatic one! You start dancing around wildly. You don't have any actual dancing skills, but you hope to compensate with your sheer enthusiasm. You dance all around the restaurant, only occasionally pausing to entreat the heavens for tacos.

But nothing happens. Well, unless you count your feet getting sore. These boots really aren't made for dancing.

Eat the sleeping customer

You pause to ponder whether your code of professional conduct allows you to eat another establishment's customer if you're really, really hungry. But you're left to conclude that he's the consumer in the relationship, if anything he should eat you.

You therefore decide to feed yourself to the sleeping customer in hopes that you will be reincarnated and the karma from this act will bring you food. It's the only logical conclusion at this point.

You are now the guy who was asleep until a complete stranger tried to shove his foot in your mouth. A complete stranger is trying to shove his foot in your mouth. What are you going to do about this?