Zoostuck 3

you're the cinici-NAUGHTY kid

Well, of course. That's been your nickname for as long as you can remember.

Not that you have any idea why. You've never been to Cincinnati in your life, you're not particularly naughty in any sense of the word, and you haven't been a kid in thirty years. But somehow, the name stuck.

To be honest, you sort of appreciate it now that everyone's name is Mark. It gives you a way to stand out from the crowd.

You work for FedEx

An assassin. Come to deliver bullets. From a gun.

In any case, you've found yourself working as a hitman for the criminal organization "FedEx". You kind of stumbled into the job; you were really hoping to deliver packages for their front organization, but somewhere along the line you were put into their assassination division. And now you're trying to kill someone called Mark Termite.

The problem is, Termite is such a common last name in Denmark that you have no idea which one you're actually supposed to kill. This probably causes lots of mix-ups with the packages, too. You could just kill a lot of Mark Termites until you get the right one, but you're not entirely sold on this killing thing in the first place, and besides which, there's a lot of paperwork to fill out if you kill extras.

So you've just sort of been wandering the country not killing anyone while you try to figure out who your actual target is.

clearly you're looking for some delicious Qdoba

And then you stumbled on this Taco Bell in the middle of nowhere, which seems like a great place for a snack. But you can only see one person here, and he's asleep. And since he's not in uniform, he's probably another customer.

So how are you going to get ahold of some food here?