Zoostuck 3

reverse-engineer it all into a vast stockpile of magic bees. it's science

While it would make things easier if you had a swarm of magic bees you could command to go look for hot sauce for you, that just wouldn't work. There's no way you could create a magic bee just by looking at a mass of magic honey. You only took two classes in ethereal engineering, for Mark's sake!

You'd need a real expert on magic to do something like that.

Draw a demon summoning circle with the honey

And what better way to find an expert on magic than to summon a demon and ask it to do the work for you? Yes, this is the perfect plan. You begin smearing honey all over the floor in the shape of a pentagram, and, um... what do you do next?

nom nom nom

Oh, right. You chant. You chant "nom nom nom nom nom nom nom" for a whole minute before opening your eyes to see if you've summoned the demon yet.

It turns out you have! Great, now you can have it find you a magic expert who can tell you how to turn this magic honey into magic bees so you can have them look for hot sauce so you can squirt it in the eyes of the sleeping customer to wake him up so you can finish your story.

You are now the demon. You can tell just by the look on your summoner's face that he's going to give you a really stupid task that's just one in a series of convoluted steps to achieve his goal. You do not want to deal with this, at all. Unfortunately, this stupid summoning circle means you have to do what he says.

Your only chance is to somehow convince him to give you a less stupid order. How are you going to do that?