Zoostuck 3

because an underwater oracle told you to. that's all underwater oracles ever seem to tell anyone to do, they must really have it out for trees

That's right, you were swimming and found this oracle in an underwater palace and she told you to dig up the trees and bring them to some place called Porlock. You don't see how this is going to help you get any magic honey, but hey, if you could understand things like that you wouldn't need to consult lake oracles.

But this is still taking way too long. There's got to be a faster way.

use magic honey to lure the tree to uproot itself and go away

That's a stupid plan! Not only do you not have any magic honey, if you had any you'd eat it. You wouldn't waste it on trees.

Although, if moving these trees got you more magic honey, it might be worth it... shoot, it's too bad you didn't ask the lake oracle lady how much magic honey you were going to get from this so you could make the necessary calculations on how much was worth using. Assuming you could find any.

You are now the Mark Termite who works at Taco Bell. You were digging around trying to find more hot sauce, but you weren't able to find anything except a vast stockpile of magic honey.

Well, this is probably useless for tacos, your hot tub, and waking up this sleeping customer so you can finish telling him your war story. But there's got to be something you can do with it, right?