RE: Zoostuck 3
10-08-2015, 02:17 AM
(10-07-2015, 02:38 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Talk to the woodland critters and wow them with your visionary idea
Of course! What better way could there be to finish a task than to get someone else to do it for you? You swim out of the lake, drive to the forest, and start looking for animals.
The first one you find is a giant grizzly bear with eerily glowing red eyes. It suddenly strikes you that this is a spooky forest and maybe you're not going to get a lot of help from the locals.
(10-07-2015, 02:32 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »dig out all the trees with your teeth
That just seems impractical, wouldn't it be better to use a shovel...
Oh. The grizzly bear just grabbed you and is using you as a shovel. After a few awkward initial digging attempts and some growling, you start gnawing at the roots to speed the process up.
It doesn't seem to be working very well.
(10-08-2015, 12:13 AM)SupahKiven Wrote: »didn't you dabble in spacetime distortion back in high school?
You got an F in that class! Mostly because it was really boring. The only thing you learned how to do was speed up time in order to end the class sooner.
Wait a minute, that could be useful here to get this tree moved! Too bad it requires you to be standing upright, which you can't exactly do when this grizzly which may or may not actually be a demon is shoveling trees with you.
Well, this stinks. You're starting to wish you'd stopped at that Taco Bell on the way here instead.
You are now Mark the Possibly Demonic Grizzly. This stupid human is terrible at digging up trees. How are you going to dig them up faster? And why are you trying to dig them up in the first place?
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