Zoostuck 3

he needs to synergize his workflow and amplify his product saturation among key demographics

You spout a bunch of corporate buzzwords at him. He nods awkwardly, looking confused the whole time.

Hmm. You might be taking this a little too far. He's not going to waste time doing something stupid if he can't understand you, fun as it is to watch.

git gud

So you simplify your message to its core essence. That should get through to him.

Or maybe it was a little too simple. He seems just as puzzled as before.

Okay, enough with the metaphor, this will be easiest if you just give him the embarrassing and time-consuming task and then you can laugh when he either gives up or actually finishes it. But what should that task be?

move a forest

Perfect. You tell him to move the spooky forest to Porlock, and then all shall become clear. And now if he actually does it, that's sure to ruin the party he was talking about! Although, you'll want to get there yourself to make sure the job is done properly.

You are now Mark Down again. According to the Lake Oracle, who you see no reason whatsoever to distrust, you have to somehow move an entire forest in order to get your business to be successful again. How are you going to do that?