Zoostuck 3

take a road

take a hike

You're not completely sure, because you don't actually take your job all that seriously, but you don't think this store stocks either roads or hikes! Where are you going to find...

CRASH!

Whoops, the truck you were trying not to deal with drove right past your desk and you panicked and jumped onto the hood. On the bright side, that might make it look like you actually tried to solve the problem, at least on the security feed! And hey, who knows, this truck might actually end up in Porlock. Somehow.

You are now the truck driver again. Some idiot just jumped on your hood. Doesn't he know how reckless that is? You should get him off so you can see what's ahead of you as you continue in a completely straight line.

So what are you going to yell at him to get him off your truck?