Zoostuck 3

just outside the badlands, about to enter the spooky forest

mark termite's

the only place worth mentioning: taco bell

Yes, that's right. You're at the Taco Bell right outside the spooky forest that is somehow the only route to the Badlands. It's owned by a guy named Mark Termite, who is also the only employee.

Apparently his name was Mark before the mass name change, so it hasn't affected him. What a lucky jerk. He keeps complaining, though. Something about how there's this other guy with the last name Termite who's living in an abandoned Home Depot and now everybody's going to mix the two of them up, which is ridiculous, they aren't even related.

Ugh, you wish this guy would shut up, he's making it really hard to finish your taco. Just because no one else ever comes here doesn't mean he can tell you his life story.

You are now Mark Termite and you are so glad you finally have a customer, and someone to talk to about all your problems. But he seems upset by something. Naturally, you want to make a good impression on him so that your boss, Mark Termite (you) will give you a raise. How can you turn his frown upside-down?