Zoostuck 3

aha, if you go back to marry the blanket (who may or may not be mark blanket now) they'll give you a name change form to fill out so you can change your last name, and that's when you'll strike and change your first name back instead!

Suddenly, a plan strikes you. A terrifying plan.

If you get a marriage license, you can put your actual name on the name change form! This clearly won't cause any legal issues whatsoever.

The problem is, the only people you know are Ter... er, Mark Termite and that stupid blanket. And Mark here... no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and no.

Which leaves the blanket. The blanket you despise. The blanket who ruined your wedding, with your help. The blanket you never wanted to see again.

You wish you could think of a better idea, but you can't. You'll have to... ugh... reconcile with the blanket.

How the hell are you going to do that without making yourself sick?