Zoostuck 3

over at Terry Termite's house

Home Depot

Oh, of course. Terry Termite, that slob who's spent his days in a termite-infested Home Depot ever since two people he barely knew got divorced. You're going to pay him a visit.

Come to think of it you probably had something to do with Terry's condition

Nonsense. Okay, so maybe your wedding stunt with the blanket soured those two people so much on the concept of marriage that they couldn't stand each other any more, but you didn't tell Terry to throw his life away over it. Not that you really care either way what happens to him. He's not your problem, or even the reason you're here.

Still, he's the only one those termites listen to, so you'll have to talk to him. You guess. You knock on the Home Depot's door and wait for him to struggle to his feet to see who it is.

"Oh. It's you," he grumbles.

You start telling him that you'd like to do some business with his termites, but he stops you.

"Hold on one second. You're not up-to-date on politics are you? I'm not Terry Termite any more, I'm Mark Termite."

Now you're just confused.

"There was a decree that everyone's name is Mark now. Mine, yours, that stupid blanket's... everyone's. You're Mark Downer."

What. The. Hell.

You built your reputation as Debbie Downer, and now some jerk is taking your name away from you? Without even asking? Your petty acts of vengeance against the blanket will have to wait. You have to get your name back.

How are you going to do that?