Zoostuck 3

well he's up the tree... take him down. duh

That would require acknowledging his existence! That doesn't solve the problem at all, gosh.

"Did you know that the bark of that tree has deadly splinters?"

Ugh. Even if you pretended you were talking to someone else, why would he care? He's a stupid blanket. Can blankets even get splinters? Probably not and you don't want to think about that answer any more.

roll your eyes, look away, and sigh really passive-aggressively

Now that's more like it. You just walk past him while ignoring him as best you can, and meanwhile he flaps around in the wind pretending he didn't see you. It's a win-win situation.

Which bothers the hell out of you, because you can't just let him win. You've got to make his existence more miserable in some way, but not in a way that looks remotely intentional, because there's no way you're letting him think he got to you enough for you to actually care what happens to him.

So what are you going to do?