Zoostuck 3

team up with Debbie Downer and ruin a perfectly good wedding

You already did that! Specifically, your own wedding to her. It was such a success that neither of you want to see the other again. So no, you won't be doing that now.

drying

Yeah, the thing about being a wet blanket is that you get really damp all the time. So every few days you have to hang yourself out to dry. It's not pleasant, but it's better than letting bugs lay eggs in your wet spots. Ugh, that's so gross.

So you awkwardly climb up a tree and swing from its branches. This is really boring and painful and you hate doing it and you will gladly explain to any passerby exactly how much you hate doing it in excruciating detail.

Oh, hey, here comes a passerby now...

Oh no. It's Debbie.

You are now Debbie Downer and you can see that stupid blanket you almost married hanging from a tree up ahead. You really don't want to deal with that jerk again, but you absolutely have to take this path for some contrived reason you don't remember at the moment.

What are you going to do?