Zoostuck 3

summon the one thing that can cure party fever. a dangerous, mythical creature known only as... the wet blanket

Oh no. No. You are not dabbling in summoning again, not after what happened last time. Complex rituals are a bad match for your dyslexia. The best case scenario is that you just summon a wart blanket instead, and that would be totally gross.

No, if you're bringing a wet blanket in, you're sticking to the physical realm. And that means...

Skip town for the Badlands.

...the Badlands. You're pretty sure wet blankets hang out in the Badlands. And if you're wrong, well, you can just hang out there until the party wraps up. You just don't see any possible downside to this scenario! Well, okay, you might get trapped in the Badlands, but that's incredibly unlikely.

You are now a wet blanket. You're getting tired of waiting for some unsuspecting sap to wander into your lair in the Badlands so you can devour them. You have better things to do with your life, like, uh, like...

Well, like what, exactly?