Zoostuck 3

give him a slap on the wrist. literally, slap his wrist.

slay him. on the dance floor

hand him a note that reads aloud every five minutes 'IOU one brutalizing'

You can think of a lot of things you'd do to that guy, but he's already in the elevator! There's no time to catch up to him and slap his wrists on the dance floor or whatever, and it's not like you know where he's going...

Wait a minute, yeah you do, you gave him directions. You just have to get there first and wait for him to show up and, uh, well, you'll figure out the rest later.

You are now the town of Porlock. You have, somehow, attained sentience as a town, though none of your residents realize this.

And you have just had a premonition that an event of great importance will be taking place within you. How should you prepare for it?