Zoostuck 3

"it's right there, are you blind"

You point to the very large map that this hotel has in its third-floor hallway for some reason. What, can he not see it?

He informs you that he doesn't have eyes. Oh. That's probably why he's wearing those weird glasses. You decide that you don't need to see that for yourself.

give him the directions to porlock instead, someone there could tell him how to get to the badlands surely

Well, since you don't actually know how to read this incredibly informative map, but you don't want to sound stupid, you give him the directions to Porlock instead. People in Porlock know how to get everywhere, so they say, so he'll probably just figure he got lost rather than that your directions were off. You look helpful, this blind guy ends up in the Badlands, everything is fine.

Wait a minute. You just realized that you didn't arrest that guy or brutalize him even a little! Oh geez, you're going to lose your cred in the PLS if word of this gets out. How are you going to protect your reputation?