Zoostuck 3

xanadu, duh. xanaduh

If you could get to Xanadu, you wouldn't need to hunt for these six mystical shoes! Wait a minute - is that six pairs of shoes or six shoes total? You'll have to figure that out somewhere along the line.

Anyways, if there are shoes in Xanadu, you'll just have to worry about that when you've got the other two/five pairs. Maybe a convenient plot device will manifest itself once you do. For now, you've got to start your search somewhere else...

in the badlands

Namely, the Badlands of Denmark. Which you're sure are around here somewhere. At the least, a random passerby is more likely to know where those are than Xanadu or Porlock.

So, naturally, you ask a random passerby. Unbeknownst to you, because you don't have eyes, this random passerby is actually an employee of Port Lancaster Security.

You are now an agent of Port Lancaster Security. You were called to this scene for some reason that you were never actually told. Someone wearing strange glasses is asking you how to get to the Badlands.

How are you going to handle this situation?