Zoostuck 3

tie your shoelaces together and use them as nunchucks

KETCHUP IN YOUR SHOES

SHOES IN HIS FACE

With a burst of inspired stupidity, you run over to the sentient fridge, reach in, grab a bottle of ketchup, and fill your shoes with it. Then you tie the shoelaces together so you have, uh, shoe-chucks you guess.

You don't remember what the ketchup was for but you're sure it will turn out to be extremely relevant to the resolution of this battle OH SHIT HE'S COMING BACK AAAGGGHH START SWINGING THOSE SHOES!

You swing your shoes wildly as he flies back towards you, and wind up hitting him in the face repeatedly. You're still not sure how the ketchup figures into this plan, but hey, it seems to be working.

You are now Mark Guy again. You have begun your quest for the mystical shoes that you don't actually know anything about so you can get to Xanadu, Denmark for whatever reason it was you wanted to get there.

Where are you starting this mission that is definitely a productive use of your time?