Zoostuck 3

distraction

Yeah, magically enhanced strength or no magically enhanced strength, you can't last in a prolonged straight-out fight against this guy. You're going to have to use your wits. Except you're not very bright, so that's not going to work too well either.

But at the very least you can try to figure out some way to distract him.

challenge him to a match of rock paper scissors

Perfect! Your underdeveloped fighting skills and utter lack of cunning will be totally irrelevant in a contest of luck! As he approaches, you shout out your challenge.

He apparently chooses Rock, multiple times, in your face. Man, that's not fair at all! You were totally going to pick Paper, too!

THIS DREAM GOES NOWHERE TOBY

In an attempt to get him to stop pummeling you, you just shout some utter nonsense at him. He looks confused for a moment, which buys you an opening to...

give 'im the ol' razzle dazzle

Yes! The ol' razzle dazzle! It can't fail!

Um, except, what does that involve doing, exactly?