Zoostuck 3

Nothing

You are drawing a complete blank for ideas. Maybe you should ask the locals if they've heard anything...

CRASH!

You wonder what, exactly, that loud sound was. You also wonder why you feel as though you were knocked over by something, like a nigh-omnipotent webcomic author being flung into you.

The feeling soon passes, as though the nigh-omnipotent webcomic author got up and flew back towards his attacker while completely failing to notice that you were wearing the moonglasses he was after. In any case, you are apparently on a quest for shoes, so you'd better go and do that.

Meanwhile, um. It seems that battle I've been ignoring has been going places. Maybe I should take another look.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you just punched a webcomic author way harder than you thought you could. What exactly happened to grant you such incredible strength?