Zoostuck 3

might as well roll out the full brunt of your security force to the location that the call is coming from and have them sort it out

Good point. No sense taking chances. Sure, you might not legally have any jurisdiction in Denmark, but that's a minor issue when the security of Port Lancaster is at stake. You immediately call the head office and make the recommendation.

DROP THE MOON

You can't drop the moon because you're on the moon, which may or may not also be the sun! You haven't been paying much attention to the politics of it, really, you just know enough to realize that doesn't make any sense.

Anyways, those agents should be arriving soon, because you work fast.

You are now the man from Porlock and you are slowly regaining consciousness. Agents from Port Lancaster Security are pointing guns at you. Given your criminal past, this naturally makes you worried.

What are you going to tell the agents?