Zoostuck 3

p.l.s — why, that must be the port lancaster security!

Suddenly, a chilling thought strikes you. You must have run into - or possibly over - a member of Port Lancaster Security! In which case you'll be in big trouble. You know just how seriously they take security in Port Lancaster, they'll ask all sorts of questions about where you were and what you were doing before you arrived. And you hadn't even realized you'd arrived!

start telling him about your family's vacation last year in porlock

In a panic, you begin recounting the details of your last vacation, even though it was a year ago. You went to some place called Porlock, and, um, you heard the view was nice but you couldn't really see it and, um, there was some kind of commotion involving a robbery? Oh right, and since you were just visiting, the local police asked you some questions but they concluded you couldn't have done it and... you're sort of surprised they haven't asked you any more questions, you had to answer a lot more the last time you were here.

Wait, how did you even end up in Port Lancaster anyways? Wow, you're really lost. You lament how you wish you had a phone that could tell you where you were even though you have very poor vision.

You are now the phone for sale and you are not happy about your passive role in this story. What are you going to do about it?