Zoostuck 3

well you're already a dead ringer for a perfect mobile salesman, so you could probably safely start ringing him up, but maybe you should get his number first, as you wouldn't be such a smooth operator without giving your customers a chance to haggle. hell, maybe you could even manage to dial up the price a bit, though remember to stay on the line (dont cross it!) so the connection between you two isn't cut.

As you attempt to think up the perfect sales pitch, your mind is flooded with phone-related puns and you can't think of the best one to use to hook him so you just say the first thing which comes to mind, which is,

ghome pnome

and immediately afterwards you realize that makes no sense, oh god, you could just die of embarrassment as well.

alternatively, if you're dying that means the ghost thing is a solid 'Plan B'

Which just makes you think of the ghost plan you didn't want to do. Maybe you really could die for your phone and that would sell this gnome on it... no, focus! Your little outburst got his attention, or at least you think it did because he's asking who said that. And your injuries probably aren't fatal - well, you're not a doctor, but you just feel like you're in excruciating pain... no, no, focus on the sale, that's what matters!

If you make your sales pitch now, the gnome is sure to listen! So what are you going to say?