Zoostuck 3

don't believe those who would tell you "the truth will set you free." that's a lie, and the truth is a prison! deceive, misinform, fib, falsify, massage the truth, perjure yourself, spin a yarn, yak a tall tale, but whatever you do, don't ever tell them what you don't know! never let 'em see ya sweat, kid

Oh god oh god you can't let this guy think you don't know anything, but you don't know anything, what are you going to say, if you don't say anything he'll think you're an idiot, oh come on it's not like he's the most important person in the universe, but what if he is aaaggh you can't take this!

tell him that you would love to be helpful but you don't know where those are, but you can totally look it up on his braille phone

You tell him that you don't know the directions, but you can probably look it up on his phone and set it to give him directions. Okay, his phone is probably in Braille, but at least you're being helpful, right?

He says he doesn't have a phone. Well, this is just great. Now you've got to find him a Braille cellphone or something so you can program the directions into it. Where are you going to find one of those? Especially for cheap, you want to be helpful, but you're not planning to spend a lot of money helping this guy do whatever it is he does. Ugh, you just don't have any ideas.

You are now the man from Porlock. You are traveling through Denmark selling Braille cellphones for some reason, but you're not getting a lot of buyers, even though you have very affordable prices.

How are you going to increase sales?