Zoostuck 3

you're going to GO TO PORLOCK FFS

If you still had eyes, they would be twitching right now. Not that it would be noticeable under the moonglasses you're wearing.

scream

YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE YOU AREN'T LETTING EXTRAUNIVERSAL VOICES JERK YOU AROUND

YOU HAVE NO MORE IDEA HOW TO GET TO THIS PORLOCK PLACE THAN YOU DO HOW TO GET TO XANADU AND FOR ALL YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT ALREADY BE IN EITHER OF THOSE PLACES

THERE IS NO POSSIBLE METHOD YOU COULD USE FOR GETTING TO PORLOCK THAT COULD NOT ALSO LEAD YOU TO XANADU DIRECTLY SO WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THIS EXTRA STEP

YOU ARE SO SICK OF THIS ALSO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE EYES YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT PEOPLE ARE STARING AT YOU AS YOU SCREAM ON THE STREET TO NOBODY AT ALL

"Excuse me," someone says, walking up to you. "Who are you shouting at?"

YOU YELL THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING... actually, maybe you shouldn't shout at this person who's actually being helpful UNLIKE CERTAIN EXTRAUNIVERSAL VOICES YOU COULD NAME, IF YOU COULD READ THEIR USERNAMES WHICH YOU CAN'T. Oh, whoops. You apologize for the outburst and ask the helpful person what city you're in.

"You're in Frederiksberg," they reply. "Where are you trying to get to?"

You tell them that you were trying to get to Xanadu but you might need to talk to someone in Porlock first, you're not sure at this point.

You are now a helpful Danish person. Your name is Mark, just like everyone else's. This stranger has just asked you for directions to two cities you've never heard of. What are you going to tell him?