Zoostuck 3

just look at the signs

Oh, of course, you're just going to read the signs WITH THE EYES YOU DON'T HAVE. Yeah, that's going to work real well.

the only way to get into xanadu is by rollerskating with your eyes closed and your mind open

You don't have eyes to close! But you suppose that works out to more or less the same thing as having your eyes closed. So now you just need an open mind and some rollerskates, but where are you going to get either of those things?

you must visit the man from porlock

Oh, right, get to the place you don't know how to get to by asking a guy who you don't know where to find. That's a good solution and not just a way to make this quest of yours take longer.

And for all you know, you might already be in Xanadu and will end up just getting further from it in the process of finding it out. Because obviously that would be so hilarious. Never mind how inconvenient it would be for you.

Oh well, might as well humor the otherworldly voices, since you have nothing else to do. So how are you going to find this man from Porlock?