Zoostuck 3

Make puns

You decide that, in a desperate attempt to give yourself some purpose in your sudden existence, you'll just start making puns. At the very least it might provide you with individual identity as that guy who makes puns.

But what's your first pun going to be... oh, you've got it. You promptly lead a bloody revolution and take over the country, all so that you can implement a single new law. Namely, one in which everyone in the nation will be named Mark, so that it can be the Den of Marks.

The whole process feels less satisfying than you thought it would be. Maybe it's the fact that giving everyone the same first name has kind of taken away from the sense of individuality you hoped to gain from making puns. Or, more likely, you need to come up with an even better pun. You'll have to think on that.

You are now Mark Guy. You aren't really sure why your first name changed suddenly or how you're even aware of the change, but you weren't really all that attached to your old name so you're just going to roll with the new one.

From what you can gather, you seem to be in Denmark. You're not sure which way Xanadu is, though. How are you going to find it?