Zoostuck 3

xanadu

you mean denmark

Ah, yes, the city of Xanadu, which you are quite sure is in Denmark. Not that you have any idea how to get to Denmark from here, it's not like you can look at a map. Plus you're probably not even on the same physical plane as Denmark.

Oh well. You decide to just keep going forward in the arbitrary direction you're following until something happens. Not that you know what you're going to do when something happens, but you don't see a need to worry about that right now.

You can hear the sounds of a fight breaking out behind you, as everyone else realizes that nobody has the Moonglasses so they're just having a regular old climactic battle. Of course, you can't see what's going on and have no personal investment in the result of the fight anyways. But it is kind of noisy, and it's a bit disorienting and you're not sure you aren't inadvertently turning yourself around and walking back towards the battlefield. Although, if you just stay in the ocean, at least you won't have to worry about inadvertently getting involved in the actual battle.

You are completely oblivious to the fact that your new moonglasses have made you into the coolest being in this universe and, as a consequence, its new master. You are wholly unaware that Denmark has been brought into being just in front of you because that's where you're trying to go.

You are now someone in the newly-manifested Denmark and you are feeling confused about suddenly popping into existence. What are you going to do?