Zoostuck 3

rock out

Yeah, whatever you do probably won't work. So if you're making one last futile gesture before whatever disaster is about to come, it might as well be an awesome one. Okay, sure, you're going to mess it up, but damned if you're not going to try!

You strum on an air guitar and scream at the top of your lungs. You look and sound like a total idiot, but you don't even care at this point.

Eggburn isn't happy. He turns to face you, glaring, right as you go into a powerslide.

You powerslide right into your alternate self and the two of you stumble directly into the path of the rock. It hits Eggboots on the head and he falls unconscious.

Hey, cool, you won the final battle! Except, uh, this weird arena you're in isn't going away.

That's because my work isn't done yet.

Uh. That mysterious voice from beyond existence sounds really ominous.

Egbert was just my foothold in this world. Now that he's created this space for me, and all the various schemers are dealt with, aside from those annoying narrators, I can physically manifest and change this world into the one it was always meant to be.

All of a sudden, some guy you think you vaguely recognize pops into existence and grabs the moonglasses off the bat. It would probably be a really bad idea to let him put them on. How are you going to stop him?