Zoostuck 3

be the rock

Man, you wish you could be something as cool as a rock. You're still the least cool being in the whole universe. Well, probably, you haven't actually checked your Coolness stat in a while because it's depressingly low.

Anyways, there's no way you can manage to be this rock or any other with that abysmal Coolness. You'll have to settle for something else.

Win the battle.

WITH THE POWER OF ROCK.

Yes! This rock is clearly the ultimate power! It draws strength from the earth, the opposing force to your counterpart's mastery of wind.

Now, uh, if only you could figure out how to use it.

pick it up, lick it, and throw it at the guy who' you

You pick up the rock, and after a brief experimental lick to see if it grants you super-rock powers or something, you decide to just throw it at Eggbones because obviously his mighty wind powers are no match for a rock.

However, because Pooplord is as incompetent at throwing as he is at everything else, rather than striking Egbert it goes flying towards the prone Third Person and the accursed moonglasses he wears.

Uh-oh. You have no idea what's going to happen if those glasses break but you feel like it might be really bad. What are you going to do with the mere seconds you have before the rock collides with the moonglasses?