Zoostuck 3

nothing, you're a fucking rock. wait a hundred years or so.

You are more than a mere rock. You are a fragment of a god. But, you also have infinite patience, and can simply wait.

You simply sit and do nothing as the evil spinjitsu master drags the body of Jogh Edgebert away and kills him again with spinjitsu, eradicating all trace of him and preventing the other schemers from working out exactly how he arrived here. You do nothing as Teddy Roosevelt supervises the highly labor-intensive process of building the Panama Canal.

You do nothing as a century of schemes and events unfold around you, simply sitting around in Panama until the day a tornado spins through and picks you up on its way to begin its spinjitsu training.

You stay within that tornado all its life, as it becomes a skilled spinjitsu student and attempts to aid Bud Muckman escape the universe, only to be caught in limbo. You remain there with it, largely unnoticed, as the tornado eventually escapes and enters a spinjitsu tournament for the fate of the universe.

And you are still carried along by it into the battle with Zoosmell Eggbert, until the tornado is forcibly pulled apart and you fall to the ground of the strange space that serves as the arena.

This was your fate, your destiny.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord. You have completely forgotten everything that was going on, but you know that you're fighting this guy who's you and you just noticed an incredibly plot-significant rock by your feet that has clearly been there this whole time.

What will you do?