Zoostuck 3

2 egap no s'ti

...si nalp taht dnA .2 egaP no kcab yaw eht lla noitom ni tes saw nalp latnedicca-lla-ta-ton-dna-tnaillirb ruoY !esruoc fO

pre-emptive air strike.

You are Teddy Roosevelt and you just watched an air force from the Sun, which will one day in the distant future be the Moon, blow up an enormous falling rock by launching a pre-emptive attack on an allied sun nation that insists it's a moon nation and doesn't actually exist yet.

Not that the solar/lunar politics are of any particular importance to you. What matters to you is that you didn't get hit by any of that falling rock debris.

You are now one of those pieces of falling rock debris that used to be Island, God of Rocks.

You have just collided with Jogh Edgebert as he kicked his way back through time and into the world of the living and knocked him out, preventing him from anti-spinjitsuing the canal so it was upside-down. This means you won't fall into the upside-down canal in the future and therefore won't be blown up by a ridiculously pre-emptive air strike from the Moonited Kingdom before it even exists.

Of course, you still exist even though the event that caused you, as a separate fragment of rock, to come into existence will no longer happen. This does not really bother you, because as a rock you aren't all that concerned with the various weird consequences of time travel.

What are you going to do now?