Zoostuck 3

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With few other options, you simply wiggle as much as you can. You don't have much control over how this will alter your trajectory, but you already worked out that doing nothing would miss entirely. So you might as well make the effort.

kill the president

Your wiggling pushes you in the direction of President Theodore Roosevelt. In all likelihood, you will crush him with your immense mass and change the course of history.

Unfortunately, you doubt this will return the canal to its proper orientation, rendering your efforts a failure. There is only so much one rock can do.

But perhaps another rock can prevent a disaster from unfolding.

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