Zoostuck 3

i am a rock, i am an island

god is my rock

Yes. You are Island, the God of Rocks. You are the rock that other rocks worship.

You are an island, but you are not a mountain. You are just a massive slab of rock that floats around in the ocean. Like most oddities in this universe, this is because Jogh Edgebert doesn't understand how islands are supposed to work.

You are also smart enough not to get involved in the exceedingly complex disaster that will decide the very fate of the universe. After all, whatever happens, there will probably still be rocks.

However, as you drift towards the Panama Canal, you notice that it is upside-down. You can tell that this is the work of time travel and probably involves dueling narrative entities somehow.

Since you were planning on drifting through the canal, and cannot in its current state, you decide to focus some of your godly rock powers towards fixing the mess. How will you do that?