Zoostuck 3

Look into your heart

Your heart? You eliminated the need for that troublesome thing when you created this universe. Your body operates without any need for internal organs that can just fail at any time. You don't even need to rely on any mystical longevity treatments, like drinking the blood of the innocent or whatever...

Oh, right. That's what you were doing in the early 19th Century, you were drinking the blood of the innocent. You can't believe you spent so many years doing that before you realized that blood, innocent or otherwise, tastes nasty. Too bad you never thought about changing that when you were setting up the universe, but oh well.

Well, you're pretty clearly not going to find any innocent blood around here. You fly off in search of wherever you were doing that even though you can teleport. You also don't even bother killing anyone even though pretty much everyone who's capable of killing you is right here. You're not very good at using your powers effectively, let's be honest here.

You are now Teddy Roosevelt again, and you are seriously upset. Your newly-arrived Spinjitsu workers dug the damn canal upside-down, somehow, and on top of that they're all laying down on the job!

How are you going to wake up these lazy good-for-nothing youngsters so they can fix the mess they made?