Zoostuck 3

spinjitsu a canal

Well, of course. You tell him that you want those students to spinjitsu the canal so it can be finished faster. You don't see why you'd tell him anything other than exactly what you wanted them to do.

You are now the French worker and you have to pass along a message from the American President in charge of this project, and, what was it again?

canal a spinjitsu

Oh, right. In a hilarious and incredibly original twist that nobody could have predicted, you garble the message and tell the new arrivals to canal a spinjitsu. You have no idea what that means, but hopefully they do. If not, well hey, you're just the messenger.

You are now the younger version of the evil Spinjitsu master. You have just heard the code phrase you implemented into the universe that would unlock all your memories from the old universe, including your evil plan to eventually kill Jogh Edgebert with Spinjitsu and then make this universe incredibly uncool and use it to infect other universes with uncoolness.

However, due to nefarious reasons, your plan can't actually be executed for more than a hundred years. So what are you going to do in the meantime?