Zoostuck 3

Ask Alejandro if he knows of a way to talk to Satan.

The guy runs a guns-and-balloons stand. You're pretty sure if he had a direct line to Satan he'd have a lot more money and power and all that other cool stuff you can get from making deals with the Devil.

well telegrams just work on wires right? so just scream into the wires

no no, send a singing telegram

Instead, your vague understanding of telegraph technology gives you an idea. You march on over to the ruins of the telegraph office and start singing through some wires sticking out of the wall.

However, three verses into The Star-Spangled Banner, it occurs to you that it's not a song that really conveys your intentions, namely for Satan to dig this canal for you. Unfortunately, you're not very creative thanks to Jogh Edgebert, so you're not having any luck composing a song of your own.

However, at that moment one of your workers comes in and informs you that some people have shown up at the canal site, saying something about a carrier pigeon and spinjitsu. He wants to know what he should tell them.

Oh, right, you sent out that carrier pigeon a while ago. That's some quick results!

So what should you have this French worker tell the incoming spinjitsu-trained volunteers?