RE: Zoostuck 3
08-01-2015, 04:19 AM
(08-01-2015, 03:41 AM)Solaris Wrote: »steal them from the united states of america
Steal? You are the President of the United States, you do not steal from patriotic Americans. You requisition their goods in the national interest.
Regardless, you'd have to go all the way to the border to get anything from back in the US, and you just don't have the time for that.
Elpie, on IRC Wrote:> Run a short con on an unsuspecting sap
On the other hand, duping a Panamanian or whatever you call them out of their hard-earned guns and balloons is totally the American way. You just need to find someone... oh, hey, what's this? There's a small stand over there with a sign on it saying "ALEJANDRO'S GUNS AND BALLOONS".
Fortunately there's no language barrier in this universe because Jogh Edgebert was too uncreative to come up with languages other than English. So how are you going to con this unsuspecting sap out of his guns and balloons?
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