Zoostuck 3

Why change policy now? Leave the task of naming, governance and pacification to the foremost multinational company in this area. They can call it Sugarville or Banana City or something, and the mayor can be a gunboat captain

Oh, of course! This is going to be a company town. You just need to head over to the nearest company and get them to sign some papers.

Except, when you arrive there you find a big sign saying "COLOMBIAN OIL", which means they're probably still under Colombian ownership, which means they're probably not too happy about that whole thing where you lent support to the Panamanian rebels so you could have the support of the local government when you built this canal. So they might run you off the property before you can explain that you want to give them a city.

How are you going to handle this?