Zoostuck 3

craigslist

It's 1903 or something like that! There's no Craig's Lists or any of that newfangled stuff. That's not coming until the year 2000 because Jogh Edgebert is too uncreative to advance technology in anything other than 10-year increments, or 100 years if you lived before the 20th century.

Not that you actively know this, seeing as you live in a universe where everyone is even less cool and creative than he is, but regardless this Craig and his lists are outside your field of experience.

pigeon male

But carrier pigeons aren't! And it so happens that you have a particularly bright boy right here. You tie a message to his leg saying that you need volunteers with Spinjitsu experience for a project at Panama, and then you wait.

And wait.

It occurs to you that pigeon could be flying for a while. You could start spinjitsu-digging the canal while you wait, but you've also got Presidenting to do at some point.

Is there any way you can speed up this process?