Zoostuck 3

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!

spiiiinjitsu?! :3

You are now Theodore Roosevelt.

As a result of some intricate political maneuvering, you have purchased a French project to dig a canal through Central America in order to connect the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. However, the project has made less progress than you had hoped, and frankly it looks like their whole process is in need of an overhaul.

Your new plan is to use the renowned martial art of Spinjitsu to finish digging the canal, but there's a problem. While you are personally quite skilled in Spinjitsu, it would take you months of spinning to dig your way across the continent. You estimate you'd need at least a dozen people with skill comparable to your own to finish the project on a reasonable schedule.

So where are you going to find enough skilled Spinjitsu artists?