Zoostuck 3

Join him in the spin spin

Of course! He's spinning so fast that it would be very dangerous for you to stop him, so you'll just need to spin with him so you can carefully slow him down to a safe speed! You rush in and...

WOWOWOWOWOW he's spinning faster than you thought, you're getting really dizzy. You're finding it hard to hold on...

So you don't. Instead, you go flying right towards the kid in the weird glasses and knock the weird glasses right off him. They bounce around for a bit and land on the dead bat.

Except the bat is not quite so dead.

It is, in fact, quite upset. This was exactly what it was trying to avoid the whole time. The entire purpose of the needlessly complex plan was to render it impossible for this to happen.

And now thanks to the total incompetence of everyone involved in this battle, it has happened. No one, not even the Third Person, is entirely sure what the grave consequences of the Third Person wearing the moonglasses will be.

But the consequences will become immediately apparent in the next update.