Zoostuck 3

think

Think? You don't have time to think! You're not even very good at thinking! The only time you've ever managed to accomplish anything was when you did something stupid, or occasionally when you've willed something stupid to happen... ow! Oh, right, Eggblood's here and you have to stop him.

Well, it's time to do what you're good at... namely, doing stupid things.

spinjitsu

Such as attempting a nonsensical martial art that you don't know anything about! You spin rapidly in Eggbite's general direction, wrapping the wind around you as you do.

The old martial artist guy seems to be shouting something about how your technique is all off, but you don't have the attention span to listen to it. You're just focused on spinning your way through Eggbuild's defenses.

Except he touches you lightly with one finger as you approach and you just stop spinning. Uh-oh.

But wait. You felt something happen as you were spinning. A presence. There was someone else there, and they connected with you.

You are now the tornado.

You were dispersed by the kid in the moonglasses because he has total command of wind, but the other kid who looks just like him somehow bonded with you through an incompetent spinjitsu attempt. You've reformed now, though the moonglasses kid hasn't realized it yet.

Anyways, it seems that your bond with the dumb kid has allowed you to bypass the narrative lock, so you've got an opportunity to do something now. You'd better make the most of it.

So what are you going to do, bearing in mind that the moonglasses kid can disperse you again with little effort?