Zoostuck 3

the real plan is the friends you made along the way

Of course! You need the support of all the friends you made along the course of your adventure!

Except, well, you're kind of a loser so you don't really have any friends... wait, is that a four-armed three-legged lizardperson riding into the arena on a refrigerator?

It is, and they're soon followed by Bud Muckman and some guy with a bad idea ray, Ryan North in a flying car, that old martial arts guy and a tornado, a weird UFO-thing with a human face on it, a shaved dog, a spider detective with lightning powers, and that guy who rules the sun with an iron fist but insists it's the moon.

Okay, yeah, this is the kind of stupid environment you thrive in. Chances are that none of these people will listen to anything you say, but they'll make everything more chaotic and give your stupid plans a chance to work. In fact, the lizard is already farting in Eggboard's face. Which is totally gross.

Still, though, some degree of coordination is needed. But you have no leadership skills, so you're not going to be able to arrange that. If the narrator could switch between the various characters, maybe you could set something up, but the viewpoint's been locked onto you.

Unless you have some sort of idea for fixing that, of course.