Zoostuck 3

katana

What, no, the katana is the specialty of someone who you have not seen at all in this version of the timeline. If you could bring the proper universe into existence you could ask them for aid, but if you could bring the proper universe into existence you wouldn't be in this mess.

Oh, wait. The moonglasses are glowing. It seems something is about to occur.

Ah, yes. You can feel it. This is - well, not the entirety of the universe you were trying to bring about, but it is a small space with the same properties. Which means your wind powers are accessible again. Oh, and also your name is restored, as Madden's lawyers have no jurisdiction over extrauniversal spaces.

And if you have powers, you may as well show them off.

katana

Admittedly, you prefer a hammer, but shaping the winds into a katana that can slice through anything is sufficiently potent. You strike Pooplord as he draws near and...

SLICE!

There you are. You have surgically removed his narrative powers that allow him to reshape stupidity into onomatopoeic damage. In the process, you have also transferred the narrative lock back to him, because you do not trust any rock narrators.

Wait, what?

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord again and you are in a space that mimics the properties of the universe Eggbrains wants to bring into existence. And he's using ridiculous wind powers. Oh, and he has those moonglasses on, which are glowing weirdly.

This looks an awful lot like a final boss encounter. Which means your stupid plan worked perfectly! Now all you have to do is find some way to beat this guy who's basically you except smarter and with a name that isn't stupid and also wind powers and the assistance of a mysterious artifact and...

Well, uh, you're going to need some kind of plan for this. What's it going to be?