Zoostuck 3

wield the abyss, and in doing so, become john

Of course! If Pooplord can gain ridiculous and nonsensical powers, then so can you! You grasp the abyss and...

And you can't actually hold it because it is not a tangible thing. It seems that the narrative is not willing to grant you the same ridiculous powers it granted your hated nemesis.

Well. You will not stand for this... wait, is that Pooplord coming this way...

wham, bam, thank you ma'am

WHAM!

BAM!

THANK YOU MA'AM!

Yes. Yes, it was Pooplord, and he has used turned his stupidity-powered onomatopoeia upon you. Indeed, if not for the fact that your newly-acquired moonglasses apparently offer resistance against stupidity-aligned attacks, you would likely be dead by now.

You are going to need to enact some sort of plan, and you will need to enact it quickly. Most likely it will involve these glasses and their mysterious powers that you have not yet unlocked the secrets of.

What is your next move?