Zoostuck 3

frustrating legal procedure

Of course. If you're going to get a name change, you'll need to work through the bureaucracy. Fortunately, as Madden is now dead, he shouldn't be blocking the use of his name.

The only issue is that there's no legal office nearby and you can't exactly ask these two narratively powerful beings to excuse you while you get your name changed. You'll need something more immediate.

Wear a nametag

Ah, of course. A nametag.

You have one from the convention, which you never bothered to fill out. Your foresight is incredible, as you knew it would always come down to this...

All right, no, you admit it, you just didn't want to write "Zoosmell" on a nametag, or "Johnsmell" either. Regardless, you start writing "John" on it.

Before you know it, however, a lawyer is rushing towards you with what looks like a cease and desist order. Wonderful. It seems Madden isn't going to allow death to interfere with his stupid monopolies.

How will you deal with this inconvenience?