Zoostuck 3

wait wait, see where he's going with this...

You have to admit, you're not exactly an expert in human behaviors. Maybe this is a prelude to apologizing for cutting your hair without your consent. Or perhaps he wants to offer you a doggie treat. Or...

Or he could be ultra pretzel suplexing you, but doing it really awkwardly because the body he's possessing isn't built for it.

You are now the barber. You are possessed by the boogeyman. You are stalling, narrator. And the Third Person is growing weary of it.

I'm not stalling! I just jump around plotlines a lot. Why do you even care?

The Third person would prefer to have his triumph narrated by his greatest foe.

Well tough beans. You're a barber and... uh... you're dead because a giant bat just tore you apart.

And there will be no further distractions. The Pooplord boy will confront the Third Person, and he will lose.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and I guess you can't be anyone else now. You're supposed to find this guy's missing refrigerator but how are you going to... uh... a giant bat just showed up.

How are you going to handle this?