Zoostuck 3

lick a dog... uh, i mean, kick a dog. i think

Yes! You're going to lick... kick... brick? You're definitely doing something to a dog, you just need to remember what.

the ultra pretzel suplex

Oh. Of course.

You're going to ultra pretzel suplex a dog. Time to go and find one!

You are now the dog. With your mission complete, you can finally get your hair cut so you can stop all this sweating that you're apparently not supposed to be physically capable of, but the barber is unconscious and...

Um.

Well, he's less unconscious now, but you're pretty sure a human's eyes aren't supposed to be glowing ominously as though he's possessed by a supernatural creature that wants to ultra pretzel suplex you.

What are you going to do about this?