RE: Zoostuck 3
07-03-2015, 12:29 AM
(07-02-2015, 02:14 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »suck in the gas
Well, you have no idea what happens when methane interacts with freon, especially since this universe's physics are based on Jogh Edgebert's lack of creativity, but you can't think of anything else to do.
You soon discover that according to Edgebert's uncreative laws of physics, any two chemicals that don't generally interact will explode when they come in contact with each other.
Fortunately, the universe's foremost nonlethal explosions expert happened to be in the area and saved both your lives by causing a nonlethal explosion that cancelled out the potentially-lethal explosion within you. You don't understand exactly how that worked, but it's probably beneficial to this whole plot in some way.
You are now the universe's foremost nonlethal explosions expert. You still haven't managed to take care of that house with all the roaches in it, but you get the feeling that you're facing an even bigger problem. Mostly you get that feeling because the universe was collapsing a little while ago and you don't think whatever caused it has been resolved just yet.
You've just saved a sentient refrigerator and a lizard-alien from an explosion that wasn't one of yours. You're also in some kind of weird prison. Why, exactly, did you come here in the first place?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse